miranderp

1.) Do you have a nickname? If so, want if it? I go by many nicknames: The Hammer, Old Iron Thighs, Juicy Drop Pop, Burger McTasty, etc. My mother calls me 'Little Shit' I'm fond of this one. 2.) Whats your least favorite food? Scrapple. IT'S MADE OUT OF PEOPLE. 3.) Best friend? My best friend is my son, Riker. Though, does he count? He is a dog, after all. I have many best friends: Sean, Savannah. Of course, my cousin Ainsley

HAVE YOU EVER WANTED TO BE A CUTE LITTLE FUCKING FOX MONSTER? Well here is your chance. My baby cousin !AinsKittyStuff101 (https://www.deviantart.com/ainskittystuff101) proposed we start a fan club. GREAT IDEA. MAKE IT HAPPEN. I know that at least one of the 6 of you who watch me is a Poketard. LISTEN UP. I'm going to be heading the Eevee Fan Club. We will be known as Eevangelicals. Naw, just messing. I just made that up. But it sounds bitchin'. We are just lookin' for folks who have a love for those snuggly little Eevees and evolutions of Eevees. SIGN UP TODAY. NO SRS. We already have Eevee and Glaceon covered. Available: Umbreon Leafeon (creative, that) Vaporeon Esp

Miranderp asked, "Lord? What do you wish me to do with these dollars bills you have so wondrously bestowed upon me?" He replied: "I am the Lord your God and I say unto you that you shall make it rain upon them hoes." "But how?" Miranderp asked. And ye, the lord said "I am your God and everything goodly shall cometh from me." The Lord cast upon the earth a multitude of hoes, "fear not these hoes for you have over them dominion. You shall make them hoes dance with such ferocity that the even Whore of Babylon would shame them" "Dance they shall, heavenly Father." And so they did. ------------------------ Last I checked my talent is still